Tag Archives: torchlopnik
I Was High On Benadryl When I Decided To Transform McNuggets Into Cars
Illustration: Jason Torchinsky Hey, wanna know a secret? I’m miserable right at the moment. Physically. I cleared out a bunch of brush this weekend that included way more poison ivy than I realized, and now my arms look like … Continue reading
Cadillac’s Three-Phase Rear Lighting System Is An Under-Appreciated Taillight Landmark
Graphic: Jason Torchinsky That’s right, friends, I realize it’s summer, but it’s time again for us to enroll in Taillight University, because taillight appreciation and knowledge doesn’t take vacations. Today I want to address the strange but recurring fetish … Continue reading
Here’s How Fast Cars Would Be If They Advanced At The Pace Of Computers
The idea of comparing the pace of development of computers to cars has been around a while. Snopes traces the idea all the way back to some early-internet joke in 1997, even. Fundamentally, it’s sort of an absurd comparison—the two … Continue reading
Look What’s Finally Here And Waiting For Me
Okay, everyone, let’s all just try to stay calm. I mean, I know you can’t but, I had to at least ask you to try. I know calmness is no longer an option because just today I got the notice … Continue reading